President Barack Obama Pokes Fun At Jessica Simpson’s Weight

President Barack Obama was interviewed by Matt Lauer the other day and they had an opportunity to poke fun at Jessica Simpson and her battle with the bulge, because she took a part of his US Weekly cover. I don’t know why I’m posting this but with economy in the can, it’s nice to see that Matt the hard core journalist, is making sure to ask the President important questions on current and relevant issues. Anyway, here’s Jessica performing and stretching the limits out of her red t-shirt in Charleston, West Virginia. Oh wait, that’s why I’m posting this.

Jessica Simpson Is Leggy In Her Daisy Dukes

Here’s Jessica Simpson leaving Mr. Chow’s restaurant looking like a hot mess. Usually when Jessica doesn’t show off her cleavage I get upset and frustrated, but because she has her Daisy Dukes on revealing her silky, toned legs it saves what could have been a big waste of our time. So enjoy.

Jessica Simpson Is Sexy In Elle Magazine

Here’s Jessica Simpson in September’s issue of Elle Magazine. Now I know you guys aren’t going to go out and buy it since it’s a chick magazine, so I decided to post it. Yes, I knew you wanted to check out her breasts in the grocery store aisle but were too embarrassed. You’re welcome.

Jessica Simpon’s Sweet Legs In Daisy Dukes

Any time Jessica Simpson shows off her legs in a pair of Daisy Dukes, I get the sudden urge to post it. In fact, any time Jessica Simpson shows off any part of her body, I get then sudden urge to do many things. Most of which I cannot write about because well, it’s just not humanly possible unless I get myself an assistant, preferably of the female orientation, to transcribe. Anyway, here she is performing onstage at an Indianapolis concert. Enjoy.